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Tiger Woods PUBLIC STATEMENT: Golfer To Speak On Friday

Posted by on Feb 17th, 2010 and filed under Breaking news. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

"Yo, bitches... meez be sorry..."

Tiger Woods will appear in public on Friday to issue a statement. There will be no question and answer session, according to Darren Rovell of CNBC.

Tiger Woods will be speaking to a small group of friends [pornstar], colleagues [strippers],  and close associates [hookers and Pimps].

An alert at PGATour.com indicates that the news conference will be held at the headquarters of the PGA Tour. Woods’ agent, Mark Steinberg, issued the following statement:

“I have been speaking with sponsors who say they have been alerted by his reps that a public apology from Tiger Woods is imminent. It could occur as early as tomorrow sometime around 11am, and there’s going to be an announcement of the public apology that will be done at a press conference some time tonight. Like I said, we don’t have this yet from Tiger’s representatives. I logged in lots of calls over the last two hours, but I’m getting this from reliable sources among his–the sort of sponsors of his charities of some of the companies he represents who are saying they’re being alerted that something is coming down the pike, and it’s coming down the pike really soon. He claims he will say he is sorry, but still has no regrets.” When one reporter asked why? Steinberg fired back:  “Becasue he banged over one hundered babes in the month of September alone last year… why would he be sorry about that! I wouldn’t be.”

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