Vladimir Putin “Healthcare reform: Everyone over 40 years of age, to be shot!”
Barack OBAMA “People are angry, they are frustrated. Maybe we should just let them all die?”
“I’m way fat… But I’m not THERE just yet,” he continued. “But if I am, why wait til my bag is up, and I’m seated WITH ARM RESTS DOWN. In front of a packed plane with a bunch of folks who’d already I.d.ed me as ‘Silent Bob.’”
“Todd Wagner has become the Ned Flanders of the entertainment industry.” states Mark Cuban
If you had any idea how close Mark had come to putting himself in the Maverick’s starting lineup, you’d have him locked up immediately. From a sporting perspective, Mark couldn’t jump over a pencil, trust me. From an acting sense he’s as wooden as a crash test dummie.
Woman claims Donald Duck groped her, Duck claims “the bitch asked for it!”
Zach Galifianakis “I Screwed Over Gibson” The Interview Where He Finally Tells All.
Leo DiCaprio Ready to Face his Face-Slasher
Jerry Brown remembers his buddy Jim Jones!
Bigelow wins best director!
Geffen lashes back: “I’m so vain..? Wasn’t the F#*KING song about me biatch?!”
Charlie Sheen’s wife checks into rehab over ‘crack-whore allegation’.