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Heidi Montag’s shocking new surgery. Reveals new face.

Heidi Montag’s shocking new surgery. Reveals new face.

As if the stress of 10 plastic surgeries in one day wasn’t enough, Heidi Montag can’t even go to mommy for comfort. “I’m nervous to go home and face her – especially with cameras rolling,” the reality star, who will ultimately face her mother, Darlene Egelhoff, on camera for MTV’s “TheHills,” told People.com. Montag plans to unveil her […]

TV HOST ZOLTAR ZAYS: FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE!

TV HOST ZOLTAR ZAYS: FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE!

At a rushed press conference this afternoon a tearful Chuck Speed, President of the KKL Network told reporters that TV reality star Zoltar Zays, is said to be recovering in hospital today from “severe injuries” after being attacked by the El Pollo Loco Crew yesterday at the Sunburst Hotel near New York’s JFK’s airport.  Zoltar, and his […]

Ballroom bukakki!

Ballroom bukakki!

The Washington Post– Tom Durong  Sunday May 25, 09:31 AM A press conference held this morning at the Marriot’s grand ballroom by the mysterious and controversial doctor, Earnest Bukakki™, outlined his plans for “Apeshit Construction”. The new enterprise will be shepherded by his long-term assistants, Andy™ and Geoffrey™. Bukakki pressed on, in at times ‘vague detail’, to present the full gamut of […]