Thomas Peep's Daily News™ » Simon Cowell http://www.thomaspeep.com "Keep on peeping on!" © copyright 2008/9 (TPDN Corp. all rights reserved) Mon, 03 Jan 2011 23:16:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Susan Boyle’s First Single off new Album ‘Boyle Lanced’ http://www.thomaspeep.com/susan-boyles-first-single-off-new-album-boyle-lanced/ http://www.thomaspeep.com/susan-boyles-first-single-off-new-album-boyle-lanced/#comments Sun, 26 Apr 2009 05:41:52 +0000 thomaspeep http://www.thomaspeep.com/?p=1032  

"Boyle Lanced"

"Boyle Lanced"

Simon Cowell confirmed this morning that the first single off Boyle’s new self-titled album ‘Boyle Lanced,’ will be a cover of “Hey We Want Some Pussy” by 2 Live Crew with Wayne Brady on guest vocals.

]]> http://www.thomaspeep.com/susan-boyles-first-single-off-new-album-boyle-lanced/feed/ 0 Susan Boyle’s New Makeover http://www.thomaspeep.com/susan-boyles-new-make-over/ http://www.thomaspeep.com/susan-boyles-new-make-over/#comments Sun, 26 Apr 2009 05:00:48 +0000 thomaspeep http://www.thomaspeep.com/?p=1022

      

Photo taken from The NY Times       

Boyle loses skirt for pants

The overnight star from Britain’s Got Talent, Susan Boyle, recently got a makeover. 

With her eyebrows waxed and her hair colored, the judges of Britain’s Got Talent are apparently not pleased with Boyle’s new look.  They were hoping to cash in on her dowdy style and angelic voice.

Simon Cowell is apparently furious over the makeover that Susan has gone through. “Ugly was in” he said  on Fox News this morning. “I mean look, she’s still fugly, but we needed her rancid, like she was on our show.

 

 

 

 

That’s the whole point! How can this woman’s voice be so beautiful when she’s clearly not. We needed her to go from bad to worse for the album’s release, not the other way around.” He went on “Don’t get me wrong, this is about reaching for your dreams, and Susan deserves to everything her jiggling arms can reach.”

Cowell confirmed the first single off Boyle’s new self-titled album ’Boyle Lanced’ will be a cover of “Hey We Want Some Pussy” by 2 Live Crew with Wayne Brady on guest vocals.


 

 

 

 

 

From worse to bad!?

From worse to bad!?

]]> http://www.thomaspeep.com/susan-boyles-new-make-over/feed/ 1 Susan Boyle to Headline 2010 Superbowl Half-Time http://www.thomaspeep.com/susan-boyle-to-headline-2010-superbowl-half-time/ http://www.thomaspeep.com/susan-boyle-to-headline-2010-superbowl-half-time/#comments Tue, 21 Apr 2009 04:35:17 +0000 thomaspeep http://www.thomaspeep.com/?p=989  

I'm ready states Boyle.

I'm ready states Boyle.

It was announced today that Susan Boyle has been tapped to headline the 2010 Superbowl halftime show in Miami, Florida. When we asked the singer how she was going to tackle the Superbowl show, it appeared that her plan was already in place. “I think I’ve to got expose a wider range of my talents if I’m going to pull this superbowl thing off. Imagine I show up and sing “I Dreamed a Dream,” the whole lot of them would be asleep by end of halftime. So I think I’ll pep it up a bit. I’ve always been a big fan of the Miami sound and Gloria Estefan so I might open with “Rhythm is Gonna Get You” which will also give me a chance to wear something a bit more risque. My second number will probably be even sexier, I really think my fans have been deprived of that side of me so far. But not to worry, sexy Susan is on her way!!! Fans can vote on my website for which song they’d like me to sing, along with pics of me in the appropriate outfit. It’s either going to be “Let’s Get Physical” by Olivia Newton-John, “Justify My Love” by Madonna, or the current front runner, “If You Seek Amy” by Britney Spears, which as you know is pronounced “F-U-C-K me!” (laughs cheekily)  I think my fans are really going to love that one. Youtube is going to have to upgrade their servers after that hits the net!!! Look out, Janet Jackson!!!”

Other songs Boyle is considering:

  • “Unskinny Bop” by Poison featuring Slash on guitar
  • “Cleaning Out My Closet” by Eminem
  • “Death Magnetic” by Metallica
  • “Making Whoopee” by Rosemary Clooney
  • and a choice that has many speculating on Boyle’s sexual preference “Hey We Want Some Pussy” by 2 Live Crew with Wayne Brady on guest vocals.
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