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Posts tagged with the keyword: ‘sex scandal’

Heather Mills V Paul McCartney

Heather Mills V Paul McCartney

Heather Mills was “nothing but a ‘high-priced hooker’ and if value for money was on trial today, Miss Mills would get 20 years behind bars” according to the judge presiding over the divorce hearing between herself and Paul McCartney . The stunning tirade was made public yesterday after a closed court hearing in which Judge Bennet handed down his findings. […]

Grease Defends Kobe’s Dig at Anna Nicole’s Corpse.

Grease Defends Kobe’s Dig at Anna Nicole’s Corpse.

 by Doug Ellin Lakers star Kobe Bryant, fresh from his game-5 victory against the Spurs, defended allegations at a press conference this morning that he had “non-consensual sex’ with Anna Nicole Smith’s corpse 12 months ago. Security footage surfaced on YouTube last week taken at the Hollywood Forever Funeral Home implicating the Laker’s point guard. http://www.hollywoodforever.com/Hollywood   “Anna was definitely […]

Ballroom bukakki!

Ballroom bukakki!

The Washington Post– Tom Durong  Sunday May 25, 09:31 AM A press conference held this morning at the Marriot’s grand ballroom by the mysterious and controversial doctor, Earnest Bukakki™, outlined his plans for “Apeshit Construction”. The new enterprise will be shepherded by his long-term assistants, Andy™ and Geoffrey™. Bukakki pressed on, in at times ‘vague detail’, to present the full gamut of […]

Blacky lands Lohan film; Lohan filmed by Blacky!

Blacky lands Lohan film; Lohan filmed by Blacky!

The Hollywood Reporter by Sam Dwiss Reports surfaced yesterday from the set of Lindsay Lohan’s new movie: “If you can’t beat ém, beat off!™”  that have sparked a media frenzy in Tinseltown. An incident between her co-star Blacky™, making his feature film debut, who has been engaged in heated arguments about Lindsay’s professionalism on set, or “lack there-of!” has […]