Vladimir Putin “Healthcare reform: Everyone over 40 years of age, to be shot!”

Barack OBAMA “People are angry, they are frustrated. Maybe we should just let them all die?”

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Obama: “Wagoner Out! Sbarro In!!!”

Obama: “Wagoner Out! Sbarro In!!!”

President Barack Obama announced his replacement for GM CEO Rick Wagoner today. In a surprise move, he named Peter Beaudrault, CEO of Sbarro, Inc. to head the embattled carmaker. “I am encouraged by the Chrysler’s efforts to merge with Fiat so naturally, I’ve been searching long and hard for another Italian company to merge with GM” The $600 million company is best known for it’s food court presence in shopping malls.

PRESIDENT ELECT BARACK OBAMA TO LEGALIZE “WEED”

PRESIDENT ELECT BARACK OBAMA TO LEGALIZE “WEED”

President Obama is on the verge of offering Heroin to individuals in New York.

BUSH DECLARES: “2009 WILL BE HIS GREATEST YEAR IN OFFICE.”

BUSH DECLARES: “2009 WILL BE HIS GREATEST YEAR IN OFFICE.”

When told that he only has 18 days left in office, President Bush look confused and turned to his advisers, many of whom beat a hasty exit.