Thomas Peep's Daily News™ » Michael Jackson http://www.thomaspeep.com "Keep on peeping on!" © copyright 2008/9 (TPDN Corp. all rights reserved) Mon, 03 Jan 2011 23:16:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in Mexico, ‘freaking out’ about swine flu and kidnap plot! http://www.thomaspeep.com/heidi-montag-and-spencer-pratt-in-mexico-freaking-out-about-swine-flu-and-kidnap-plot/ http://www.thomaspeep.com/heidi-montag-and-spencer-pratt-in-mexico-freaking-out-about-swine-flu-and-kidnap-plot/#comments Sun, 03 May 2009 21:10:15 +0000 thomaspeep http://www.thomaspeep.com/?p=1051  

Apr 28, 2009, 05:52 PM | by Thomas Peep

The week started out well for Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt: The Hills couple wed April 25 in Pasadena, Calif. But now they have more to worry about than cold feet. Montag and Pratt — who are currently in Mexico to shoot a music video for Montag — are trying to fend off the Swine Flu pandemic that is plaguing the country. “They’re freaking out about the swine flu, and the attempted kidnaping” says Pratt’s sister Stephanie. “Spencer told me he is terrified about turning into a pig. They were trying to take a private jet home because they’re scared to go to the international airport, but it’s way too expensive. That’s when Michael Jackson showed up” Michael  Jackson met the newly weds and told them he would fly them home if he could borrow a mask.  ”Prat and Heidi obliged, but it was just a ruse” Stephanie told reporters. “Michael was just trying to lure the couple to Bahrain where Hiedi was going to be sold into the sex-slave industry as a way to compensate the King of Bahrain over Michael’s massive unpaid debts.” Spencer was onto him at the airport where apparently one of the King of Pop’s suitcases accidently opened. “Hundreds of multi-colored dildos rolled out” exclaimed Pratt. When he pressed the disgraced singer as to their purpose, the recluse star told him “They’re just toy microphones for children.”

Pratt and Montag beat a hasty exit, while MJ simplyheidi_montag_spencer_pratt_mj beat off!

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Los Angeles Times 
by Dan Fields                                                 
Richard Grease
Richard Grease

Attorney Richard Grease™ (made famous defending super-surgeon doctor Earnest Bukakki’s decision to leave over a billion dollars to a pair of chimps) yesterday unveiled his long-awaited strategy in his attempt to sway jury members into handing down a “not guilty” verdict in the disgraced singers latest sex scandal in the Bahrain province.  But it would appear the hype and promise was just that. 

In a display that one juror called  ”amateurish” , Grease tried to paint his client as a “victim”, not a “predator”.  ”Basically, the problem is this… “ Grease stated as he picked up a newspaper. “Twenty years ago, the headline was ‘JACKSON DOES MOONWALK’.” Grease picked up another paper. “Today, it’s: ‘JACKSON MOONS KID’. Some might see it as a legal problem. I see it as a PR problem and I hope you do to. Basically, my clients the meat in the sandwich. It might be a ’sex sandwich’, but I’ve gotta get him out of it. The question remains: Is he Peter Pan? or Peter Pervert?”

Later in proceedings Grease countered the charges of “paedophile” with an astonishing outburst: “We can trace everything back to the father, he exclaimed. Michael was abused as a kid. Michael was over-worked as a kid. And worst of all, he was given the wrong name as a kid. Michael should have been called ‘Randy’!”

With a stone-faced judge and a unimpressed Jury,  Grease was heard at one point leaning over to his star client and whispering: “Jackson be nimble, Jackson be quick, Jackson better get out of the country quick-sticks!”

Closing arguments will be heard tomorrow.


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