Vladimir Putin “Healthcare reform: Everyone over 40 years of age, to be shot!”
Barack OBAMA “People are angry, they are frustrated. Maybe we should just let them all die?”
Yesterday, in a stunning reversal, Al Gore broke down in tears in front of a throng of reporters at Chicago’s World Green Day conference, admitting publicly for the first time that the theory of Global Warming, which the former Vice-President has touted for the better part of three decades, has been nothing more than “hot air”.
” Yeah sounds like one rough deal, I’m sure you put up one hell of a fight. “We’re taking you away from this frozen tundra here in Antarctica, this wasteland, where you have to hunt all day for food, and compete with thousand of others just like you, and take you to this paradise where you can swim and frolic all day in 5-star luxury and we’ll take car of everything you will ever need.”
Al Gore Admits: “I was Wrong about Climate Change”
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