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Hannity Set to Play Lane’s Gay Brother in Birdcage 2

Hannity Set to Play Lane’s Gay Brother in Birdcage 2

It was just announced that Sean Hannity will be reprising Nathan lane’s role as Albert Goldman in Birdcage 2. After successfully fooling the Keeleys in Birdcage one, Hannity is said to play an Albert Goldman intent on revealing his gaiety to the Keeley family and force them to accept him. The sequel is structured around Hannity’s character trying to seduce the Keeley patriarch in an effort to prove “Gay is OK.” As Hannity has gotten more and more made up as he took over his own show the resemblance to gay icon Lane was impossible to ignore. Post Obama election, as hannity careened closer and closer to irrelevance, he needed more motivation to get people to watch his tired show. Gay is okay became the order of the day.

Said fox News head Roger Ailes, “I’m not sure what happened but the resemblance became impossible to ignore the attention Sean received from the gay community became impossible to ignore. He has a huge gay fan base and seems to be cultivating it, each night his lipstick application seems to be higher. I look forward to partnering with Paramount studios in cultivating Sean’s new image. I’ve got to be honest, when I watched his “expose” on Ruth Bader Ginsburg the other night, I wanted to kiss my screen – really… full on the mouth. I would have given Sean full tongue. Sean is set to be a superstar and gay icon…. look out Ian McKellen.”

SEAN HANNITY CUMS TUMBLING OUT OF THE CLOSET

SEAN HANNITY CUMS TUMBLING OUT OF THE CLOSET

Hannity: “I’ll be wearing nothing but riding chaps for the next 10 days, I think I’ll be mighty glad by the end of it”