Vladimir Putin “Healthcare reform: Everyone over 40 years of age, to be shot!”

Barack OBAMA “People are angry, they are frustrated. Maybe we should just let them all die?”

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Al Gore: Still Wrong On Global Warming!

Al Gore: Still Wrong On Global Warming!

Al Gore fired back at the Thomas Peep website for their article covering the forum that the former vice-president had purportedly used to recant many of his global warming theories. Al Gore’s phalanx of lawyers have threatened to sue the highly regarded publication over what he calls “a third-rate smear piece by a gutter journalist hell-bent on ridiculing his good name.” Never one to back down from a fight, Thomas Peep challenged the vice president to sit down one on one to address the article and his “position” on the controversial subject of Global Warming. Al Gore accepted and yesterday met for a no holds barred discussion with reporter Peter Boo.

Boo: “Mr Gore, what is your current position on global warming?”

Gore: “My position hasn’t changed once over the past 30 years of exhaustive investigation. It remains that global warming poses the greatest threat to mankind in the history of the human race. The science is in, the time for debate is over. And unless we act quickly to reverse the vast damage we have inflicted upon this planet, we face severe and dire consequences.”

Rush Limbaugh Writes for The Onion

Rush Limbaugh Writes for The Onion

“Rush has a lot of enemies out there, and many of these people he is too…uh, chicken, I guess, to confront on his show.”

Pratt or Prat?

Pratt or Prat?

Spencer (“I’m a Prat”) Pratt went on Letterman two weeks ago to proudly exclaim that he will not attend a nightclub anymore unless they pay him an appearance fee of $100,000.  Inquiries made soon after revealed that the truth to this statement lies somewhere in the middle, with certain Vegas hot-spots stating they would pay him well over […]