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Susan Boyle’s First Single off new Album ‘Boyle Lanced’

Susan Boyle’s First Single off new Album ‘Boyle Lanced’

Simon Cowell confirmed this morning that the first single off Boyle’s new self-titled album ‘Boyle Lanced,’ will be a cover of “Hey We Want Some Pussy” by 2 Live Crew with Wayne Brady on guest vocals.

Susan Boyle’s New Makeover

Susan Boyle’s New Makeover

“Ugly was in” he said on Fox News this morning. “I mean look, she’s still fugly, but we needed her rancid, like she was on our show. That’s the whole point! How can this woman’s voice be so beautiful when she’s clearly not. We needed her to go from bad to worse for the album’s release, not the other way around.”

Susan Boyle to Headline 2010 Superbowl Half-Time

Susan Boyle to Headline 2010 Superbowl Half-Time

My second number will probably be even sexier, I really think my fans have been deprived of that side of me so far. But not to worry, sexy Susan is on her way!!!