Vladimir Putin “Healthcare reform: Everyone over 40 years of age, to be shot!”
Barack OBAMA “People are angry, they are frustrated. Maybe we should just let them all die?”
“Todd Wagner has become the Ned Flanders of the entertainment industry.” states Mark Cuban
If you had any idea how close Mark had come to putting himself in the Maverick’s starting lineup, you’d have him locked up immediately. From a sporting perspective, Mark couldn’t jump over a pencil, trust me. From an acting sense he’s as wooden as a crash test dummie.
Al Gore Admits: “I was Wrong about Climate Change”
“Larry came in for a makeup test and after eight hours of fruitlessly trying to make Larry look younger, the makeup artist broke down, and left the studio mortified.
“Rush has a lot of enemies out there, and many of these people he is too…uh, chicken, I guess, to confront on his show.”
Hannity: “I’ll be wearing nothing but riding chaps for the next 10 days, I think I’ll be mighty glad by the end of it”
President Obama is on the verge of offering Heroin to individuals in New York.
When told that he only has 18 days left in office, President Bush look confused and turned to his advisers, many of whom beat a hasty exit.
” S.A.C.M. cannot afford to go under” Del Gressio told a assembled throng of tanned reporters.
Rob Lowe’s nanny battle has just taken a new direction – the actor’s wife has filed a declaration suggesting Jessica Gibson was a “was nothing but a filthy little whore.”
Gibson filed a lawsuit in California in April alleging Lowe placed his hand inside her “pants in order to touch her crotch” and “grabbed Gibson’s buttocks [...]
Woman claims Donald Duck groped her, Duck claims “the bitch asked for it!”
Zach Galifianakis “I Screwed Over Gibson” The Interview Where He Finally Tells All.
Leo DiCaprio Ready to Face his Face-Slasher
Jerry Brown remembers his buddy Jim Jones!
Bigelow wins best director!
Geffen lashes back: “I’m so vain..? Wasn’t the F#*KING song about me biatch?!”
Charlie Sheen’s wife checks into rehab over ‘crack-whore allegation’.