Vladimir Putin “Healthcare reform: Everyone over 40 years of age, to be shot!”

Barack OBAMA “People are angry, they are frustrated. Maybe we should just let them all die?”

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Mark Cuban Hits Back at Todd Wagner: “My name is Raymond!!!”

Mark Cuban Hits Back at Todd Wagner: “My name is Raymond!!!”

“Todd Wagner has become the Ned Flanders of the entertainment industry.” states Mark Cuban

WAGNER FURIOUS WITH CUBAN’S RAINMAN

WAGNER FURIOUS WITH CUBAN’S RAINMAN

If you had any idea how close Mark had come to putting himself in the Maverick’s starting lineup, you’d have him locked up immediately. From a sporting perspective, Mark couldn’t jump over a pencil, trust me. From an acting sense he’s as wooden as a crash test dummie.

Al Gore Admits: “I was Wrong about Climate Change”

Al Gore Admits: “I was Wrong about Climate Change”

Al Gore Admits: “I was Wrong about Climate Change”

Larry King Won’t Press “Button” On Sequel

Larry King Won’t Press “Button” On Sequel

“Larry came in for a makeup test and after eight hours of fruitlessly trying to make Larry look younger, the makeup artist broke down, and left the studio mortified.

Rush Limbaugh Writes for The Onion

Rush Limbaugh Writes for The Onion

“Rush has a lot of enemies out there, and many of these people he is too…uh, chicken, I guess, to confront on his show.”

SEAN HANNITY CUMS TUMBLING OUT OF THE CLOSET

SEAN HANNITY CUMS TUMBLING OUT OF THE CLOSET

Hannity: “I’ll be wearing nothing but riding chaps for the next 10 days, I think I’ll be mighty glad by the end of it”

PRESIDENT ELECT BARACK OBAMA TO LEGALIZE “WEED”

PRESIDENT ELECT BARACK OBAMA TO LEGALIZE “WEED”

President Obama is on the verge of offering Heroin to individuals in New York.

BUSH DECLARES: “2009 WILL BE HIS GREATEST YEAR IN OFFICE.”

BUSH DECLARES: “2009 WILL BE HIS GREATEST YEAR IN OFFICE.”

When told that he only has 18 days left in office, President Bush look confused and turned to his advisers, many of whom beat a hasty exit.

S.A.C.M. BANK WINS 23 BILLION BAILOUT FROM FED

S.A.C.M. BANK WINS 23 BILLION BAILOUT FROM FED

” S.A.C.M. cannot afford to go under” Del Gressio told a assembled throng of tanned reporters.

The Lowe-down on Nanny-Gate

The Lowe-down on Nanny-Gate

Rob Lowe‘s nanny battle has just taken a new direction – the actor’s wife has filed a declaration suggesting Jessica Gibson was a “was nothing but a filthy little whore.” Gibson filed a lawsuit in California in April alleging Lowe placed his hand inside her “pants in order to touch her crotch” and “grabbed Gibson’s […]