Vladimir Putin “Healthcare reform: Everyone over 40 years of age, to be shot!”

Barack OBAMA “People are angry, they are frustrated. Maybe we should just let them all die?”

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Leo DiCaprio Ready to Face his Face-Slasher

Leo DiCaprio Ready to Face his Face-Slasher

According to our sources, Leo has told authorities that he will take the stand and testify against Wilson and her goat, if necessary.

Who’s Who In the Zoo? With Peter Boo

Who’s Who In the Zoo? With Peter Boo

” Yeah sounds like one rough deal, I’m sure you put up one hell of a fight. “We’re taking you away from this frozen tundra here in Antarctica, this wasteland, where you have to hunt all day for food, and compete with thousand of others just like you, and take you to this paradise where you can swim and frolic all day in 5-star luxury and we’ll take car of everything you will ever need.”

TV HOST ZOLTAR ZAYS: FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE!

TV HOST ZOLTAR ZAYS: FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE!

At a rushed press conference this afternoon a tearful Chuck Speed, President of the KKL Network told reporters that TV reality star Zoltar Zays, is said to be recovering in hospital today from “severe injuries” after being attacked by the El Pollo Loco Crew yesterday at the Sunburst Hotel near New York’s JFK’s airport.  Zoltar, and his […]