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Susan Boyle’s New Makeover

Posted by on Apr 25th, 2009 and filed under Breaking news. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry


Photo taken from The NY Times       

Boyle loses skirt for pants

The overnight star from Britain’s Got Talent, Susan Boyle, recently got a makeover. 

With her eyebrows waxed and her hair colored, the judges of Britain’s Got Talent are apparently not pleased with Boyle’s new look.  They were hoping to cash in on her dowdy style and angelic voice.

Simon Cowell is apparently furious over the makeover that Susan has gone through. “Ugly was in” he said  on Fox News this morning. “I mean look, she’s still fugly, but we needed her rancid, like she was on our show.





That’s the whole point! How can this woman’s voice be so beautiful when she’s clearly not. We needed her to go from bad to worse for the album’s release, not the other way around.” He went on “Don’t get me wrong, this is about reaching for your dreams, and Susan deserves to everything her jiggling arms can reach.”

Cowell confirmed the first single off Boyle’s new self-titled album ‘Boyle Lanced’ will be a cover of “Hey We Want Some Pussy” by 2 Live Crew with Wayne Brady on guest vocals.






From worse to bad!?

From worse to bad!?

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