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Susan Boyle to Headline 2010 Superbowl Half-Time

Posted by on Apr 20th, 2009 and filed under Breaking news. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

 

I'm ready states Boyle.

I'm ready states Boyle.

It was announced today that Susan Boyle has been tapped to headline the 2010 Superbowl halftime show in Miami, Florida. When we asked the singer how she was going to tackle the Superbowl show, it appeared that her plan was already in place. “I think I’ve to got expose a wider range of my talents if I’m going to pull this superbowl thing off. Imagine I show up and sing “I Dreamed a Dream,” the whole lot of them would be asleep by end of halftime. So I think I’ll pep it up a bit. I’ve always been a big fan of the Miami sound and Gloria Estefan so I might open with “Rhythm is Gonna Get You” which will also give me a chance to wear something a bit more risque. My second number will probably be even sexier, I really think my fans have been deprived of that side of me so far. But not to worry, sexy Susan is on her way!!! Fans can vote on my website for which song they’d like me to sing, along with pics of me in the appropriate outfit. It’s either going to be “Let’s Get Physical” by Olivia Newton-John, “Justify My Love” by Madonna, or the current front runner, “If You Seek Amy” by Britney Spears, which as you know is pronounced “F-U-C-K me!” (laughs cheekily)  I think my fans are really going to love that one. Youtube is going to have to upgrade their servers after that hits the net!!! Look out, Janet Jackson!!!”

Other songs Boyle is considering:

  • “Unskinny Bop” by Poison featuring Slash on guitar
  • “Cleaning Out My Closet” by Eminem
  • “Death Magnetic” by Metallica
  • “Making Whoopee” by Rosemary Clooney
  • and a choice that has many speculating on Boyle’s sexual preference “Hey We Want Some Pussy” by 2 Live Crew with Wayne Brady on guest vocals.
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2 Responses for “Susan Boyle to Headline 2010 Superbowl Half-Time”

  1. jeff says:

    the saint will kick ass watch it online http://watch-super-bowl-online.com/

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