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Paris Hilton Unleashes “Jizz”

Posted by on Mar 17th, 2009 and filed under Breaking news. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

 Las Vegas Sun 17th February, 2009

At a star-studded event in Las Vegas on Sunday night Paris Hilton launched her new fragrance “Jizz”. “This is the culmination of my life’s work thus far, which has seen ‘Jizz’ brought to the point where I can now finally share the experience with as many women as possible” said the fashion icon.

“The creation of  ‘Jizz’ has my fingerprints all over it;  I have lived it, breathed it – studied it up close and personally. I can proudly say, that this time, I was intrinsic in its creation. I truly hope ‘Jizz’ does for you, what it’s already clearly done for me” stated an exhausted, yet very proud Miss Hilton.

‘Jizz’ goes on sale tomorrow at WalMart. www.walmart.com

Paris unleashes 'Jizz'

Paris unleashes 'Jizz'


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1 Response for “Paris Hilton Unleashes “Jizz””

  1. rodeman says:

    In the immortal words of John McEnroe……..”YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS”

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