Paris Hilton Unleashes “Jizz”

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Las Vegas Sun 17th February, 2009

At a star-studded event in Las Vegas on Sunday night Paris Hilton launched her new fragrance “Jizz”™. “This is the culmination of my life’s work thus far, which has seen ‘Jizz’ brought to the point where I can now finally share the experience with as many women as possible” said the fashion icon.

“The creation of ‘Jizz’ has my fingerprints all over it; I have lived it, breathed it - studied it up close and personally. I can proudly say, that this time, I was intrinsic in its creation. I truly hope ‘Jizz’ does for you, what it’s already clearly done for me” stated an exhausted, yet very proud Miss Hilton.

‘Jizz’ goes on sale tomorrow at WalMart. www.walmart.com