Friday morning a Miss California Pageant official confirmed previous reports that controversial contestant Carrie Prejean received free breast implants, organized and paid for by the pageant, weeks before the Miss USA competition.
In an interview this morning Keith Lewis, the co-Director of theMiss USA, admitted to helping Prejean get the boob job.
“We assisted when Carrie came to us and voiced the interest in having the procedure done,” Lewis told Peter Boo, reporter from Thomas Peep on his syndicated radio show. Picker Boo with Peter Boo.
BOO: First of all, can you settle this once and for all? Did you pay for or help pay for Miss California’s breast implants?
LEWIS: We assisted when Carrie came to us and voiced the interest in having the procedure done, yes.
BOO: She walked in you did the once over and said: “Nice face, cute ass, but crap tits?”
LEWIS: Well, not exactly. You know, first off, it’s not something that we endorse, nor is it something that we suggest. But when we meet with the titleholder when she’s crowned Miss California, we put to her a litany of questions about how she feels about herself, what she feels she needs to work on, what she may need to change, what is good, what is not good. We want to put her in the best possible confidence in order to present herself in the best possible light on a national stage.
BOO: Sure and a nce pair of sweaty knockers helps her cause how?
LEWIS: Well, we would never encourage her to go that route, but…
BOO: But your dick took over the negotitaions?
LEWIS: No… it’s a personal choice. Well, I think that it’s about how a woman feels about herself. In terms of, for me, it’s not a personal choice that I would recommend. But at the same time, I know so many women that have done the procedure and feel better about themselves and the way they present themselves.
BOO: But don’t the judges look at the full package, and a nice rack is going to make them hard?
LEWIS: Well, it might, but er… But there’s plenty of ways of getting to more proportion without doing breast implants.
BOO: How? As I’m sure my listeners would like to take notes.
LEWIS: Many of the girls use chicken cutlets.
BOO: … if you have a flat chest, what are you supposed to do? Pray for tits?
LEWIS: You can use chicken cutlets. You use tape. You use anything that you can to enhance the line. There’s lots of tricks of the trade.
BOO: I wonder if you should change the rules and maybe make it the biggest tits win the whole shebang!?
LEWIS: Well, it’s a beauty pageant, and the swimsuit competition is part of that beauty pageant.
BOO: The best part! Why not start with that from now on, segue to lingerie and end up totally nude. Your ratings will triple.
LEWIS: I don’t think that would work.
BOO: You’re welcome.