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James Cameron Says His Next Project Will Be A Sequel to Avatar, Not Titanic

Posted by on Jan 26th, 2010 and filed under Breaking news. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

Do not push me on this!

At a press conference today, James Cameron’s announced that he will make a follow-up to his box office smash Avatar. Talk of a Titanic sequel were quickly quashed: “We looked into the idea a few years back. Frankly, raising that ship again would be f***ing bitch!” When asked if effects could be used instead of a the real ship in a potential Titanic sequel he answered: “You can’t use effects with the Titanic, it just wouldn’t be right?” “Of course there would be no Leo” added a reporter.

“Watch the film again”, Cameron countered. “He’s alive at the end, they all are!” The confused journalists were silent, then one finally plucked up the courage and calmly asked: “But that was a dream sequence — the end… wasn’t it?”  At which point, a visibly distressed Cameron, got to his feet and screamed: “You’re ‘the dream sequence’, pal!”

Cameron cast his eyes around the room and left, yelling: “King of the world…again! King of the world…again! Yeaaaaaah!”

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