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Charlie Sheen’s wife checks into rehab over ‘crack-whore allegation’.

Posted by on Feb 17th, 2010 and filed under Breaking news. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

Charlie and his latest crack-whore?

New York, February 17 – Charlie Sheen’s wife (and closet crack-whore)  Brooke Mueller has checked herself into a rehabilitation centre in Malibu.

The 32-year-old mum of 11-month-old twins was seen “boozing heavily” with Sheen hours before going to The Canyon rehab facility. “I had twenty for the road” stated Brooke.

“It was just more of the same with Brooke. Her mother had been begging her to go into rehab, since she was eighteen years old. She’s been a crazy, drug-taking whore as long as I can remember.”

Her stepfather, John Fiore, confirmed she “is recognizing that she needs help and she can’t do it on her own. I think the penny dropped for her when she tried to seduce me for the money for a hit.”

Martin Sheen wasn’t as reserved: “Charlie has been hooking up with fast women since he was 16. Brooke is yet another in a long line of hookers that Charlie has decided to shack up with. He has a magnet for these fucked-up women. And they seem to land on him like flies on shit. He never learns. Let’s go thru the list;

Charlie and his girlfriend Paula Profit had a daughter, Cassandra Jade Estevez (born December 12, 1984). In 1990, Charlie accidentally shot his then-fiancee, Kelly Preston, in the arm; a minor wound needing two stitches. The relationship ended shortly thereafter. In 1995, Charlie married Donna Peele. The marriage lasted a little more than a year, from September 3, 1995 to November 19, 1996. Charlie had a long-term relationship with former pornographic actress Ginger Lynn in the late 1990s. He was also involved for a time with former pornographic actress Heather Hunter.  1998, Sheen tried injecting cocaine, accidentally giving himself an overdose. He was hospitalized, but discharged from the hospital soon afterward. I issued a public appeal for fans to pray for him and reported him for violation of parole. A warrant was issued for his arrest, and Charlie was sent to rehab.

2002, Charlie married actress Denise Richards after meeting her while filming Good Advice in 2001. They have two daughters, Sam J. Sheen (born March 9, 2004) and Lola Rose Sheen (born June 1, 2005).  In March 2005, while she was still pregnant with their daughter Lola, Richards filed for divorce from Charlie, accusing my son of abusing drugs and alcohol and threatening Richards with violence. Charlie and Richards’ divorce was official on November 30, 2006. Charlie and Richards were engaged in an acrimonious custody dispute over their two daughters, but have since made peace with each other, with Charlie stating in April 2009 that “we had to do what’s best for the girls”.

2008, Charlie married Brooke Mueller (also known as Brooke Allen), a real estate investor. This was Charlie’s third marriage. Charlie was arrested on charges of domestic violence, including second-degree assault and menacing, against Mueller on December 25, 2009. He was released from jail after posting an $8,500 bond. In a court appearance on February 8, 2010, Charlie was formally charged with felony menacing, and third-degree assault and criminal mischief, both misdemeanors.

The couple’s twins, Bob and Max, were born on March 14th. Last night I had to tell the kids, mommy and daddy were drug-fucked losers. I don’t know about you, but I’m exhausted.”  Stated Martin Sheen.

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