Vladimir Putin “Healthcare reform: Everyone over 40 years of age, to be shot!”
Barack OBAMA “People are angry, they are frustrated. Maybe we should just let them all die?”
“It seemed like the next logical step in Johnny’s career. We’ve been talking about doing a project for some time centering around a guy with a white face and crazy hair. We sat down one afternoon and worked out the plot. It all came together very easily.”
They died clamoring for a sequel. Watch the outtakes here:
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Standing 10 feet 2 inches, Leonid Stadnyk of Ukraine (The world’s tallest man) has been drafted by the Chicago Bulls. “I am very happy be drafted by glorious Chicago ball’s” Leonid stated.
When reporters pointed out that he miss-pronounced the the team’s name GM John Paxson said: “who cares what the bean-pole calls us, as long as Stadnyk scores 20 a game and swat’s away offense’s lay-ups like flies at a picnic, he won’t have to go back to hunching over in his home-town coal mine”.
When reporters as Stadnyk how he thought he could adapt to the NBA game he stated: “Me like rubber boots with swish”.
There are not words. Watch and be stunned.
In posting this record of events I have put my life in grave danger. Two quotes spring to mind, four laws and a mysterious parting shot from one of this century’s greatest minds:
“The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for.” -
— Ernest Hemingway
“There are events which are so great that if a writer has participated in [...]
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