Vladimir Putin “Healthcare reform: Everyone over 40 years of age, to be shot!”

Barack OBAMA “People are angry, they are frustrated. Maybe we should just let them all die?”

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“Space Aliens” and Dripping Dicks!

“Space Aliens” and Dripping Dicks!

         May 26, 2008 by Jim Bhat CIA Director Gene Greensleeves™ has laughed off reports that he was leading an investigation into a crashed UFO. Reports surfaced last week, after a New Jersey private eye, Dick Drippingly™made the bizarre allegations that, not only was the CIA “covering up the crash”, but also, currently “tracking the Alien pilot” across […]

Ballroom bukakki!

Ballroom bukakki!

The Washington Post– Tom Durong  Sunday May 25, 09:31 AM A press conference held this morning at the Marriot’s grand ballroom by the mysterious and controversial doctor, Earnest Bukakki™, outlined his plans for “Apeshit Construction”. The new enterprise will be shepherded by his long-term assistants, Andy™ and Geoffrey™. Bukakki pressed on, in at times ‘vague detail’, to present the full gamut of […]

Blacky lands Lohan film; Lohan filmed by Blacky!

Blacky lands Lohan film; Lohan filmed by Blacky!

The Hollywood Reporter by Sam Dwiss Reports surfaced yesterday from the set of Lindsay Lohan’s new movie: “If you can’t beat ém, beat off!™”  that have sparked a media frenzy in Tinseltown. An incident between her co-star Blacky™, making his feature film debut, who has been engaged in heated arguments about Lindsay’s professionalism on set, or “lack there-of!” has […]

Donkey act 2: Ass Gets His Ass Thrown Behind Bars.

Donkey act 2: Ass Gets His Ass Thrown Behind Bars.

24.05.08 A donkey in Mexico that acted like a jackass  and was freed last week from jail has spent the following weekend partying it up in Las Vegas The Televisa network on Wednesday showed Blacky on CCTV footage gambling at the Las Vegas Palms hotel.   Blacky gambled more than 200 thousand dollars in a marathon 26-hour session which one patron described […]