Vladimir Putin “Healthcare reform: Everyone over 40 years of age, to be shot!”

Barack OBAMA “People are angry, they are frustrated. Maybe we should just let them all die?”

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O.J. Simpson. “Never Moon a Werewolf”

O.J. Simpson. “Never Moon a Werewolf”

“I just hope, that after all these years, they can finally get the person responsible for this atrocity and bring him to justice.”

Jackson uses Grease!

Jackson uses Grease!

The question remains: “Is he Peter Pan? or Peter Pervert?”

Cuban or Rainman?

Cuban or Rainman?

“After about ten minutes in, Tom suddenly jumped to his feet and shouted out: “Oh my God, I got it, you should play “Rainman!”

Smart Paper, Rude Inventor

Smart Paper, Rude Inventor

“I wouldn’t try smacking a golden retriever on the nose with it, or lining a birdcage with it. But, if you wanna blow you wad over the lingerie section, it’s a damn easy hose down.”

Zack Snyder’s “vision” blurred

Zack Snyder’s “vision” blurred

No one watched-men. Get it?   Acclaimed “visionary” director Zack Snyder, still reeling from the critical battering he’s taken the past few weeks over his “cinematic masterpiece” Watchmen, can’t understand why audiences didn’t respond to the film. “I did everything exactly the way it was done in the comic, isn’t that what a visionary is […]

Al Gore Admits: “I was Wrong about Climate Change”

Al Gore Admits: “I was Wrong about Climate Change”

Al Gore Admits: “I was Wrong about Climate Change”

Limbaugh’s House Raided by NYPD

Limbaugh’s House Raided by NYPD

In a early morning raid today, NYPD officers stormed Rush Limbaugh’s house in what critics are already calling the “St. Patty’s day frameup..”

Larry King Won’t Press “Button” On Sequel

Larry King Won’t Press “Button” On Sequel

“Larry came in for a makeup test and after eight hours of fruitlessly trying to make Larry look younger, the makeup artist broke down, and left the studio mortified.

MOORE RUNS OUT OF SIZZLE

MOORE RUNS OUT OF SIZZLE

“All you can eat you can eat’, should mean just that” Moore stated.

Sarah Palin: “I never sucked as a hooker…”

Sarah Palin: “I never sucked as a hooker…”

Palin was a great whore.