Vladimir Putin “Healthcare reform: Everyone over 40 years of age, to be shot!”

Barack OBAMA “People are angry, they are frustrated. Maybe we should just let them all die?”

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Mickey Rourke Vows To Not Screw [up performance with] Megan Fox.

Mickey Rourke Vows To Not Screw [up performance with] Megan Fox.

When selecting parts, Rourke has always been more concerned with what he terms, “his hot streak,” roughly translated mean: his rampant history of hooking up with female costars.

Randy Polanski – Rapist Escapist!

Randy Polanski – Rapist Escapist!

Hollywood stars flock to causes like a fly on dog shit. An A-list name can boost the profile of a charity, like Jemma Jameson at a strip club, highlight a far-off tragedy or reverse a grave injustice. So when Oscar-winning director Roman Polanski was arrested in Switzerland on the way to a film festival, it is […]

Al Gore Admits: “I was Wrong about Climate Change”

Al Gore Admits: “I was Wrong about Climate Change”

Yesterday, in a stunning reversal, Al Gore broke down in tears in front of a throng of reporters at Chicago’s World Green Day conference, admitting publicly for the first time that the theory of Global Warming, which the former Vice-President has touted for the better part of three decades, has been nothing more than “hot air”.

Kermit The Frog Struck Down With SWINE FLU!

Kermit The Frog Struck Down With SWINE FLU!

I don’t want to accuse Miss Piggy of anything but let’s face it, you sleep with a pig every night for twenty years, there are going to be consequences.

Miss California Pageant Fake Boob-bombshell!

Miss California Pageant Fake Boob-bombshell!

    Friday morning a Miss California Pageant official confirmed previous reports that controversial contestant Carrie Prejean received free breast implants, organized and paid for by the pageant, weeks before the Miss USA competition.  In an interview this morning  Keith Lewis, the co-Director of theMiss USA, admitted to helping Prejean get the boob job. “We […]

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in Mexico, ‘freaking out’ about swine flu and kidnap plot!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in Mexico, ‘freaking out’ about swine flu and kidnap plot!

“They’re freaking out about the swine flu, and the attempted kidnaping” says Pratt’s sister Stephanie. “Spencer told me he is terrified about turning into a pig.”

Crazy Fan Arrested at Britney Spears Concert

Crazy Fan Arrested at Britney Spears Concert

“I was going up to sexually assault Miss Spears, but when I got up close to her, I felt sick inside, she was pig-ugly!

President Obama to Legalize Marijuana

President Obama to Legalize Marijuana

President-elect Barack Obama was set Monday to begin the push for sweeping legislation to legalize the personal and private use of marijuana aimed at reviving an economy mired in recession.

Susan Boyle’s First Single off new Album ‘Boyle Lanced’

Susan Boyle’s First Single off new Album ‘Boyle Lanced’

Simon Cowell confirmed this morning that the first single off Boyle’s new self-titled album ‘Boyle Lanced,’ will be a cover of “Hey We Want Some Pussy” by 2 Live Crew with Wayne Brady on guest vocals.

Susan Boyle’s New Makeover

Susan Boyle’s New Makeover

“Ugly was in” he said on Fox News this morning. “I mean look, she’s still fugly, but we needed her rancid, like she was on our show. That’s the whole point! How can this woman’s voice be so beautiful when she’s clearly not. We needed her to go from bad to worse for the album’s release, not the other way around.”