Vladimir Putin “Healthcare reform: Everyone over 40 years of age, to be shot!”
Barack OBAMA “People are angry, they are frustrated. Maybe we should just let them all die?”
“It seemed like the next logical step in Johnny’s career. We’ve been talking about doing a project for some time centering around a guy with a white face and crazy hair. We sat down one afternoon and worked out the plot. It all came together very easily.”
At a press conference today, James Cameron’s announced today that he will make a follow-up to his box office smash Avatar. Talk of a Titanic sequel were quashed he stated: “We looked into the idea a few years back. Frankly, raising that ship again would be f***ing bitch!”
“We want kids drunk! The more they drink, the more they eat, the more they drink and eat, the more they throw up, then the cycle styarts again. It’s not rocket science.”
As if the stress of 10 plastic surgeries in one day wasn’t enough, Heidi Montag can’t even go to mommy for comfort.
“I’m nervous to go home and face her – especially with cameras rolling,” the reality star, who will ultimately face her mother, Darlene Egelhoff, on camera for MTV’s “TheHills,” told People.com.
Montag plans to unveil her new look [...]
“We’re committed to being a leader in healing and changing lives…For one life with many seasons at the Mansion.” When we asked Dr. Hefner this morning where this mansion was he stated that “the mansion” is just another nickname of Pine Grove. “A place with many solutions for Tiger.”
“Cindy McCain wanted to participate in the campaign to show people that party doesn’t matter – marriage equality isn’t a Republican issue any more than it is a Democratic issue,” they argued, saying it was “about human rights.”
Another passenger who doesn’t know what phylacteries tefillin are saw the religious item being strapped onto the body of the Jewish passenger and caused a bomb scare in the plane.
![Mickey Rourke Vows To Not Screw [up performance with] Megan Fox.](http://www.thomaspeep.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/1102_NpAdvSinglePhoto.jpg)
When selecting parts, Rourke has always been more concerned with what he terms, “his hot streak,” roughly translated mean: his rampant history of hooking up with female costars.
Hollywood stars flock to causes like a fly on dog shit. An A-list name can boost the profile of a charity, like Jemma Jameson at a strip club, highlight a far-off tragedy or reverse a grave injustice. So when Oscar-winning director Roman Polanski was arrested in Switzerland on the way to a film festival, it is [...]
Yesterday, in a stunning reversal, Al Gore broke down in tears in front of a throng of reporters at Chicago’s World Green Day conference, admitting publicly for the first time that the theory of Global Warming, which the former Vice-President has touted for the better part of three decades, has been nothing more than “hot air”.
Jerry Brown remembers his buddy Jim Jones!
Bigelow wins best director!
Geffen lashes back: “I’m so vain..? Wasn’t the F#*KING song about me biatch?!”
Charlie Sheen’s wife checks into rehab over ‘crack-whore allegation’.
Tiger Woods PUBLIC STATEMENT: Golfer To Speak On Friday
Director Kevin Smith ‘Too Fat’ To Fly Southwest
Jerry Brown’s School Lesson on Carbon Dioxide