Vladimir Putin “Healthcare reform: Everyone over 40 years of age, to be shot!”

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Jackson uses Grease!

Jackson uses Grease!

The question remains: “Is he Peter Pan? or Peter Pervert?”

Cuban or Rainman?

Cuban or Rainman?

“After about ten minutes in, Tom suddenly jumped to his feet and shouted out: “Oh my God, I got it, you should play “Rainman!”

Smart Paper, Rude Inventor

Smart Paper, Rude Inventor

“I wouldn’t try smacking a golden retriever on the nose with it, or lining a birdcage with it. But, if you wanna blow you wad over the lingerie section, it’s a damn easy hose down.”

Zack Snyder’s “vision” blurred

Zack Snyder’s “vision” blurred

No one watched-men. Get it?   Acclaimed “visionary” director Zack Snyder, still reeling from the critical battering he’s taken the past few weeks over his “cinematic masterpiece” Watchmen, can’t understand why audiences didn’t respond to the film. “I did everything exactly the way it was done in the comic, isn’t that what a visionary is […]

Al Gore Admits: “I was Wrong about Climate Change”

Al Gore Admits: “I was Wrong about Climate Change”

Al Gore Admits: “I was Wrong about Climate Change”

Limbaugh’s House Raided by NYPD

Limbaugh’s House Raided by NYPD

In a early morning raid today, NYPD officers stormed Rush Limbaugh’s house in what critics are already calling the “St. Patty’s day frameup..”

Rush Limbaugh Writes for The Onion

Rush Limbaugh Writes for The Onion

“Rush has a lot of enemies out there, and many of these people he is too…uh, chicken, I guess, to confront on his show.”

SEAN HANNITY CUMS TUMBLING OUT OF THE CLOSET

SEAN HANNITY CUMS TUMBLING OUT OF THE CLOSET

Hannity: “I’ll be wearing nothing but riding chaps for the next 10 days, I think I’ll be mighty glad by the end of it”

PRESIDENT ELECT BARACK OBAMA TO LEGALIZE “WEED”

PRESIDENT ELECT BARACK OBAMA TO LEGALIZE “WEED”

President Obama is on the verge of offering Heroin to individuals in New York.

BUSH DECLARES: “2009 WILL BE HIS GREATEST YEAR IN OFFICE.”

BUSH DECLARES: “2009 WILL BE HIS GREATEST YEAR IN OFFICE.”

When told that he only has 18 days left in office, President Bush look confused and turned to his advisers, many of whom beat a hasty exit.