Vladimir Putin “Healthcare reform: Everyone over 40 years of age, to be shot!”
Barack OBAMA “People are angry, they are frustrated. Maybe we should just let them all die?”
The couple’s twins, Bob and Max, were born on March 14th. Last night I had to tell the kids, mommy and daddy were drug-fucked losers. I don’t know about you, but I’m exhausted.”
He claims he is sorry, but has no regrets. He screwed over one hundered babes in the space of one calender month alone last year… why would he be sorry about that! I wouldn’t be.” Gasparino stated.
“I’m way fat… But I’m not THERE just yet,” he continued. “But if I am, why wait til my bag is up, and I’m seated WITH ARM RESTS DOWN. In front of a packed plane with a bunch of folks who’d already I.d.ed me as ‘Silent Bob.’”
JB: I’m so confused….So, if burning fossil fuels releases Co2, far less than a volcano, and we know that Co2 is good for trees – that more will grow because of it. Then why isn’t driving a big gas-guzzler called “going green.”
THOMAS: “WORD”, Homey! WORD! (The two fist-pound
We could Neytiri on the boat, and Jack Dorsey on Pandora. This is an idea that has been brewing for siome time said his producing partner John Landua. Cameron, the time machine spect of Avatar will use to either send characters back to 1912, or forward to 2154.
Tiger seems like the logical choice for the show’s main sexual predator and iconic deviant. Woods will also bring his own ideas to the table, “as the gentle, everyman persona that he hid behind for so many years was just a ruse, there’s probably a lot of bizarre sick stuff to be found in his life that he has kept bottled up until now” stated an excited McFarlane.
Bigelow wins best director!
Geffen lashes back: “I’m so vain..? Wasn’t the F#*KING song about me biatch?!”
Charlie Sheen’s wife checks into rehab over ‘crack-whore allegation’.
Tiger Woods PUBLIC STATEMENT: Golfer To Speak On Friday
Director Kevin Smith ‘Too Fat’ To Fly Southwest
Jerry Brown’s School Lesson on Carbon Dioxide
Titavatar/Avartanic: James Cameron announces bizarre plan for rereleasing both films at once!