Vladimir Putin “Healthcare reform: Everyone over 40 years of age, to be shot!”
Barack OBAMA “People are angry, they are frustrated. Maybe we should just let them all die?”
I don’t want to accuse Miss Piggy of anything but let’s face it, you sleep with a pig every night for twenty years, there are going to be consequences.
Friday morning a Miss California Pageant official confirmed previous reports that controversial contestant Carrie Prejean received free breast implants, organized and paid for by the pageant, weeks before the Miss USA competition.
In an interview this morning Keith Lewis, the co-Director of theMiss USA, admitted to helping Prejean get the boob job.
“We assisted when Carrie came [...]
“They’re freaking out about the swine flu, and the attempted kidnaping” says Pratt’s sister Stephanie. “Spencer told me he is terrified about turning into a pig.”
“I was going up to sexually assault Miss Spears, but when I got up close to her, I felt sick inside, she was pig-ugly!
Bigelow wins best director!
Geffen lashes back: “I’m so vain..? Wasn’t the F#*KING song about me biatch?!”
Charlie Sheen’s wife checks into rehab over ‘crack-whore allegation’.
Tiger Woods PUBLIC STATEMENT: Golfer To Speak On Friday
Director Kevin Smith ‘Too Fat’ To Fly Southwest
Jerry Brown’s School Lesson on Carbon Dioxide
Titavatar/Avartanic: James Cameron announces bizarre plan for rereleasing both films at once!