Al Gore: Still Wrong On Global Warming!

Al Gore fired back at the Thomas Peep website for their article covering the forum that the former vice-president had purportedly used to recant many of his global warming theories. Al Gore’s phalanx of lawyers have threatened to sue the highly regarded publication over what he calls “a third-rate smear piece by a gutter journalist hell-bent on ridiculing his good name.” Never one to back down from a fight, Thomas Peep challenged the vice president to sit down one on one to address the article and his “position” on the controversial subject of Global Warming. Al Gore accepted and yesterday met for a no holds barred discussion with reporter Peter Boo.

Boo: “Mr Gore, what is your current position on global warming?”

Gore: “My position hasn’t changed once over the past 30 years of exhaustive investigation. It remains that global warming poses the greatest threat to mankind in the history of the human race. The science is in, the time for debate is over. And unless we act quickly to reverse the vast damage we have inflicted upon this planet, we face severe and dire consequences.”

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Thomas Peep declares everyday National Cleavage Day

The best day of the year is now everyday, thanks to Thomas Peep. Check out Peep’s babes blow… I mean below.

Obama: “Wagoner Out! Sbarro In!!!”

President Barack Obama announced his replacement for GM CEO Rick Wagoner today. In a surprise move, he named Peter Beaudrault, CEO of Sbarro, Inc. to head the embattled carmaker. “I am encouraged by the Chrysler’s efforts to merge with Fiat so naturally, I’ve been searching long and hard for another Italian company to merge with GM” The $600 million company is best known for it’s food court presence in shopping malls.

Chicago Bulls Draft The World’s Tallest Man.

Standing 10 feet 2 inches, Leonid Stadnyk of Ukraine (The world’s tallest man) has been drafted by the Chicago Bulls. “I am very happy be drafted by glorious Chicago ball’s” Leonid stated.

When reporters pointed out that he miss-pronounced the the team’s name GM John Paxson said: “who cares what the bean-pole calls us, as long as Stadnyk scores 20 a game and swat’s away offense’s lay-ups like flies at a picnic, he won’t have to go back to hunching over in his home-town coal mine”.

When reporters as Stadnyk how he thought he could adapt to the NBA game he stated: “Me like rubber boots with swish”.

Jay Cutler Already Demanding Trade From Bears

With the ink barely dry on the Bears deal, Jay Cutler, the disgruntled former quarterback for the Denver Broncos is reportedly already demanding a trade from the Chicago Bears. Cutler feels that being traded for Kyle Orton and an assortment of draft picks doesn’t show proper respect for his legacy. “It’s as if they have no idea about my place in NFL history, I view the terms of this deal as an insult not only to me but to every NFL player who’s ever strapped on a helmet. I will never set foot in the city of Chicago, let alone play for the Chicago Bears.” Cutler feels that his lifetime record of 17-20, QB rating of 87.1 and zero playoff appearances is worthy of more respect. “There are two players worthy of being traded for me, Tom Brady and Peyton Manning. Unless my agent calls saying I’m going to Indy or New England, I’m not setting foot in the airport.”

When told of Cutler’s comments, Bears defensive captain Brian Urlacher responded, “Fine, we dont’ want that little shit here anyway. What has he done in this league? He looks like he’s been strapped to a bong since he was five years old.” Former teammate John Lynch stated “Jay should count his blessings. With that ridiculous pot habit of his, he’s lucky to land a job at McDonald’s. I have no idea how he’s lasted this long in the NFL. Jay used to coast his way through team meetings, giggling uncontrollably and gorging himself on fried chicken in the back. I don’t know how Shanahan could stand it.”

Addressing the doubters, Cutler cited his performance on the last day of the 2008 season, “Anyone who watches the tape of me blowing that game to the Chargers and ending our playoff hopes will agree, I am one of the top 3 QBs in the league. And I expect to start getting treated like it.”

When reached for comment, Cutler’s agent’s only response was “Jay who?”

Developing…

Mickey Rourke Vows To Not Screw [up performance with] Megan Fox.

When selecting parts, Rourke has always been more concerned with what he terms, “his hot streak,” roughly translated mean: his rampant history of hooking up with female costars. In a 1990 Rolling Stone interview, Rourke stated, “I view actresses not merely as costars but as muses sent by the studio as offerings to placate my God-like talent. It’s a process that’s crucial to me getting into their pants– I mean their character.” “The ‘hot streak’ began with Kim Basinger in 9 ½ weeks, and continued with Carre Otis in Wild Orchid and culminated with Lisa Bonet in Angel Heart,” stated a proud Rourke.

Steve Wozniak replaces Zac Efron in Footloose!!!

Unbelievable. But at the end of the day I think it’s a good choice.

NHL highlights – player killed in fight!!!

There are not words. Watch and be stunned.