by Doug Ellin
Lakers star Kobe Bryant, fresh from his game-5 victory against the Spurs, defended allegations at a press conference this morning that he had “non-consensual sex’ with Anna Nicole Smith’s corpse 12 months ago. Security footage surfaced on YouTube last week taken at the Hollywood Forever Funeral Home implicating the Laker’s point guard. http://www.hollywoodforever.com/Hollywood
“Anna was definitely up for it” [...]
May 29, 2008 | Posted in
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May 26, 2008 by Jim Bhat
CIA Director Gene Greensleeves™ has laughed off reports that he was leading an investigation into a crashed UFO. Reports surfaced last week, after a New Jersey private eye, Dick Drippingly™made the bizarre allegations that, not only was the CIA “covering up the crash”, but also, currently “tracking the Alien pilot” across the [...]
May 26, 2008 | Posted in
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The Washington Post- Tom Durong Sunday May 25, 09:31 AM
A press conference held this morning at the Marriot’s grand ballroom by the mysterious and controversial doctor, Earnest Bukakki™, outlined his plans for “Apeshit Construction”. The new enterprise will be shepherded by his long-term assistants, Andy™ and Geoffrey™. Bukakki pressed on, in at times ‘vague detail’, to present the full gamut of the [...]
May 24, 2008 | Posted in
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The Hollywood Reporter by Sam Dwiss
Reports surfaced yesterday from the set of Lindsay Lohan’s new movie: “If you can’t beat ém, beat off!™“ that have sparked a media frenzy in Tinseltown. An incident between her co-star Blacky™, making his feature film debut, who has been engaged in heated arguments about Lindsay’s professionalism on set, or “lack there-of!” has resulted [...]
May 24, 2008 | Posted in
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24.05.08
A donkey in Mexico that acted like a jackass and was freed last week from jail has spent the following weekend partying it up in Las Vegas
The Televisa network on Wednesday showed Blacky on CCTV footage gambling at the Las Vegas Palms hotel. Blacky gambled more than 200 thousand dollars in a marathon 26-hour session which one patron described it as [...]
May 24, 2008 | Posted in
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In posting this record of events I have put my life in grave danger. Two quotes spring to mind, four laws and a mysterious parting shot from one of this century’s greatest minds:
“The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for.” -
— Ernest Hemingway
“There are events which are so great that if a writer has participated in [...]
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